Written for the Library Summer Reading theme 2007: "Get a Clue @ the Library".  We used this song to start off our show that year entitled "The Case of the Missing Book".

(Chorus:)

I’m searchin’ everywhere for my mystery book

I’ve tried every place, I don’t know where else to look

I don’t have a clue about where my book could be 

I don’t know what will happen - it’s a mystery to me

I was a reading a great mystery from the library in town

It was so exciting that I couldn’t put it down

That book really had me on the edge of my seat

then I heard my parents call - it was time for me to eat

I didn’t want to stop, but my parents insisted

I inhaled my dinner - if you blinked, you would have missed it

I ran back to my room to start reading again

But that book could not be found where I was sure it just had been - 

(Chorus)

I went to ask my sister where my mystery could be

But she just made a face and said, "Don’t ask me!"

I went and asked my dad if he could help me with my search

He said he was too busy - he just left me in the lurch

I asked my mom to help me find my missing book

But she just said I’d find it, if I really tried to look

I’m begging for assistance - I’ll get down on my knees

I’ve got to learn what happens - won’t someone help me, please?

(Chorus) 

(Inst. - Chorus)

(Bridge:)

Q. Did you leave it at school? A. Do you think I’m a fool?

Q. Is it under your bed" A. I looked there already!

Q. Is it somewhere in your room? A. I fear this search is doomed!

Q. Is it under there?  A. Under where? Q. I made you say underwear!  Ha!   A. (groan)

(Chorus), I don’t know where to find it - it’s a mystery to me!

[Spoken:] Oh, THERE it is!  Nevermind...

David Heitler-Klevans: lead vocals

Jenny Heitler-Klevans: Bridge vocals

Dave Posmontier: keyboards (organ)

Jeff Lee Johnson: electric guitars

Chico Huff: bass

Grant MacAvoy: drums

Daniel Delaney: 'cellos