Lyrics: Magic Birds
Credit: words & music by David Heitler-Klevans © 2016
Album: Miscellaneous

Kathy asked the girl in the princess dress
if she dreamed of being Cinderella
Or if she was worried of a bird-poop mess
which would ruin her rendezvous with her fella
But was this kid worried? I say no
She knew her facts, and she told Kathy so:

(Chorus:)
Magic birds don't poop
Magic birds don't poop
There will be no dripper in your glass slipper
Magic birds don't poop

Kathy asked another in a princess dress
if they dreamed of being Snow White
Or if they were worried of a bird-poop mess
which would mar the Prince's love at first sight
But was this kid worried? I say no
They knew the facts, and they told Kathy so:

(Chorus:)
Magic birds don't poop
Magic birds don't poop
No bird-doo will fall on the fairest of them all
Magic birds don't poop

Kathy asked a boy, as he fed the birds,
if he felt supercallafragilistic,
Or if he was worried about avian turds,
which would just be all too realistic
But was this kid worried? I say no
He knew his facts, and he told Kathy so:

(Chorus:)
Magic birds don't poop
Magic birds don't poop
You get no droppings when you hang with Mary Poppins
Magic birds don't poop

You get no feces with imaginary species -
Magic birds don't poop.